Luxury Companion with a Spicy Sense of Humor

About

Each gal has her own brand and sex appeal, her own "hook" to get your attention... But in the end I've found they all use the same hum-drum adjectives that are both braggadocios and painfully boring. You've seen the ads before; soft luscious youthful skin, tender lips enveloping a perfect ivory smile, voluptuous curves on a sweet tempting courtesan, milky white complexion with sky blue eyes, easily aroused blonde bombshell that shits silk. I laugh hysterically when I read these. They are nothing more than a list off disingenuous buzz words and you will not find me describing myself this way. Which is not to suggest that I am NOT a soft luscious voluptuous temptress with ruby red lips and cascading blonde hair.... (Because I am)

I just know I don't need to speak to you as though you are an idiot buying a candy bar or luxury automobile. 

I know that YOU know what you want, and you don't need a thesaurus full of reasons to convince you that you should see me. 

I am a one woman circus with both an impressive vocabulary and a foul mouth. I am a caring empath, a high heel collector, a passionate cook, a Netflix marathon champion, an animal lover, a day time wine drinker, a prank-puller, a birthday rememberer, a singer in my shower and a goddess in my bedroom. I am an adventure seeking people to adventure with. I am an artist that sees every new day as a canvas. Come paint a masterpiece with me

Location

  • Located In:

    Chicago, Illinois, USA

  • Incall:

    Yes

  • Outcall:

    Yes

Physical Attributes

  • Body Type:

    Curves

  • Age:

    29

  • Ethnicity:

    Caucasian

  • Features:

    Natural

  • Gender:

    Female

  • Height:

    5 ft. 3 in.

  • Weight:

    128 lbs.

  • Hair Color:

    Blonde

  • Bust Size:

    34 DD

  • Body Art:

    Piercings and Tattoos

General

  • Catering To:

    Men, Women, and Couples

  • Smoker:

    No

  • Hourly Rate:

    450 - 300000 USD

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